crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

(via gnarly)

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

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anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh… anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh… anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh… anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh… anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh… anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh… anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh… anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh… anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh…

anonymousjolty:

ask-koki-kariya:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

Undertand

The fourth one… Ugh…

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fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

(via dutchster)

journalisticjoe:

the-goddamazon:

gr0ovykellz:

arandomwhitedude:

honoronher:

Why he look like he bout to clock ALL THE TEA

Lmfaoo

"bitch I am NOT lying"

LMFAO OMG

Skip Bayless talmbout “Tim Tebow is the next Brett Favre.”  BITCH BYE 

(via jamoca5)

Q

Anonymous asked:

yalls soup is so hot

A

olivegarden:

My soup is hot? My soup is hot? You have the entire English language, with it’s vast spectrum of adjectives to describe my soup, and you settle for “hot”?
You have done it a great disservice.

My soup is far beyond hot. My soup is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing, and radiant. It is a stunner - it’ll take your breath away before you even have a chance to introduce yourself. My soup constantly shines with joy, even in the midst of pain and sadness. It is a fireball that I can barely handle, but I can tell you wouldn’t stand a chance. It has a mind that could tear yours to shreds, considering the one word you chose to describe it with is “hot”.

Don’t ever degrade my soup like that again.

i need to just laugh at my blog for this entire weekend 

his-high-ness:

Joey.
http://his-high-ness.tumblr.com/

foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out

(via stabs)

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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