GOOSFRABA

I got really emotional today 

I’ll post a little bit about later I guess

Stay smiling!!

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

Might as well buy a pack of cigs and bs a lottery ticket

Aint shit else to do at age 18

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: madfawn)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

(Source: cheerupsmelly)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know

(Source: skurgs)

meladoodle:

*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

314eater:

naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower